toolegitforclit:

peanutsareforpussies:

osointricate:

shorm:

birdpear:

depression is like trying to peel a potato with another potato its not fun it doesnt work and you just wanna cry

…why is this such a good metaphor what the fuck

#and then people are like #God! Why don’t you just get a peeler!? #and then they HAND YOU ANOTHER FUCKING POTATO

this makes so much sense

why is that actually the best metaphor

mishayourface:

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

I told my dad this and he threw the tv remote at me

caelestial:

balloon by 110933 on Flickr.

tupacabra:

on the computer with your mom behind you like

the fuck do she wont

cracka1963:

I feel like this all the time.

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